He jock it made of steel Eats sushi from a pail Jet Jaguar? Jet Jaguar! He mother never really love him He crimefighting covers up a basic insecurity He dickey cover up an Adam's apple the size of a Toyota He basically good-hearted but he'd like to smash that kid against a rock Knock! Knock! Knock! Who's there? His head look like Jack Nicholson Don't smile like that. It will say that way
Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr. Customs Man.
The funny thing is that the actual original lyrics portray Jet Jaguar as even more pathetic than the MST3K joke translation:
You're a robot made by humans, but Jet Jaguar, Jet Jaguar, You did it, Jet Jaguar Go, go to protect peace We are all surprised at the courage you show Godzilla and Jaguar punch, punch, punch Don't cry, let's do our best
As far as superhero theme songs go, that's kind of condescending and sad.
