Hello students. Today, we will be demonstrating what to do when Yuuka knocks at your door.

Nilix said:
Hello students. Today, we will be demonstrating what to do when Yuuka knocks at your door.

Run like hell?

blindeyes said:
Run like hell?

Not immediately, sudden movements will catch her eye

Distraction then run like hell?

Punch her. With any luck, the incongruity of the situation will leave her shcoked, allowing you to get a head start. Due to Yuuka's speed, a few second's head start is all you need. Note that thrown objects also work. Ink works best. Should you fail to move immediately or stop moving, there may be some minor conequences.

I would rig my home with explosives and hide myself under the pile of resulting rubble.

teleporting circle and enough bombs to look like a war all ready to go boom after i get the hell out of there.

Play dead?

Byakugan01 said:
Punch her. With any luck, the incongruity of the situation will leave her shcoked, allowing you to get a head start. Due to Yuuka's speed, a few second's head start is all you need. Note that thrown objects also work. Ink works best. Should you fail to move immediately or stop moving, there may be some minor conequences.

Yes, because the ability to conjure giant lasers of death means she has to be fast to kill you. I just think she takes her time with such things...

Kiss her, she'll never expect it.

That or pull random "im a tree"

Throw Wriggle at her.

Exactly as she says, because no matter how bad it is, she undoubtedly has a punishment planned that's even worse if you should disobey.

Nilix said:
Hello students. Today, we will be demonstrating what to do when Yuuka knocks at your door.

Options:
>Stand and Die
>Fight and Die
>Do a barrel roll

blindeyes said:
Run like hell?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1kjxGr_xQw

this should go to 'nobody likes yuuka' pool, but it lacks the context D:

Nial said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1kjxGr_xQw

Or perhaps http://youtu.be/rADB_7Y1q40

Uh, oh.

DoctorVisigoth said:

Or perhaps http://youtu.be/rADB_7Y1q40

Can not stop laughing