Find love, with the new grip feel and cuteness of the Tsukimichi brand crowbar!Conquer the heart of the guy of your unrequited love with one hit!For fat pasty slobs and stealing cats too, it's a sure kill with the crowbar of love!
(tn: apparently, 白豚 means "unhealthy person who never works out" in slang (fat and white from sitting in the house all the time), while どろぼう猫 means... a cat that steals food.)
