Oh god, someone translate this PLEASE!

Translation bump please?

yay translated!!

Now I'm picturing someone showing up for judgement and seeing this.

Be an awfully pleasant introduction to the afterlife.

"May I go to heaven, Enma-sama?"
Silence
"Enma-sama, please remain motionless if I am allowed to go to heaven."
Silence
"Bless you, Enma-sama!"

HisRotundity said:
Be an awfully pleasant introduction to the afterlife.

"May I go to heaven, Enma-sama?"
Silence
"Enma-sama, please remain motionless if I am allowed to go to heaven."
Silence
"Bless you, Enma-sama!"

*the stuffed animal falls out of the chair*

"What!?!?"

*trap door opens and drops the poor, unlucky soul into Hell*