Kyubey has many uses, the main ones being eating, beating, and raping. It can solve world hunger, reduce domestic violence, and it has no emotions so it doesn't care what you stick in it.
You know, I hate being sluggish.If I change my mind, I'll touch right away.Mmm... And this...Hmm... I see...I only sense a bad omen though...I wouldn't know from that.W-What the... Then why don't you touch me?No way. I'd feel creepy if you actually feel different from your image,and I might lose all my will to hunt down the demons because I'm so disappointed....What kind of mentality is that, saying something like that while you're touching me?I can use you more than I imagined...You should be pleased to hear that you're no longer only useful in storing Grief seeds. I've found an opportunity for you to play a big role.
