私のポケモンと勝負しない？

Seems like she's asking about battling against her? My actual skills are pretty sparse so I'll leave a proper translation to someone more knowledgeable.

That's certainly a link cable she's holding, though.

God, these fan-artists work fast!

Poliwag said:
That's certainly a link cable she's holding, though.

I bet most players won't even realise what that is...

Kikimaru said:
I bet most players won't even realise what that is...

Damn ungrateful brats. Why, in my day...

actually one of the comments in gelbooru said they thought it was an XBox cable....

Yeah bring it on, Pokémon Red, Tauros only, Final Destination

HaroldRowsdower said:
Damn ungrateful brats. Why, in my day...

This

HaroldRowsdower said:
Damn ungrateful brats. Why, in my day...

Interesting. My reaction was "Fuck you cable! We have Wifi now, you're not needed anymore! Wireless multiplayer hell (insert guitar riff and explosion) Yeeeaah!"

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A parody of this TV ad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjCK2D88bCs