For people that can't take a joke: I was just kiddiiiiiiing!
Even more wrong! 32.488 BC, Ugh the caveman had painted a cave painting of his tribe hunting mammoths and he himself being on lookout duty up a tree, on that painting on the walls of his home. One day a sudden an earthquake struck, chipping parts off the wall away. The canopy with him in it and base of the tree were separated on the painting and it was left like that to this day!
This is of course not including worlds beyond out own who did similar things while the Earth was still in the process of cooling.
