Pretty sure 血が出た is the message that pops up when you're inflicted with bleed in the Japanese version of the game, so "BLOOD LOSS" or whatever the English equivalent is would probably be a better/funnier translation.
crack!I understand the pain of being a half-breed!!The warm-and-fluffy Dark Souls theatreWhat about you crows, are you born from an egg?ObservationstaaareblorchThe warm-and-fluffy Dark Souls theatrePriscilla!swipWho knows? It depends on her mother's species.We do have a belly button...I'm born!Priscilla-chan, you're really an angel!!Let's live strong!!Priscilla!If she has a belly button, then there wasn't an egg.So?!!BLOOD LOSS!!What about the belly button?Tell usUH!?Well, we're birds after all, so...M...meow~?An identity crisis!?Priscilla-chan, were you born from an egg?Oh, let's go check it out then!!Priscilla-chan...I wonder if she was born from an egg.
