Before translation:

LARP time.

looks like Hijiri tried to roll up a Buddhist monk and was told that's not what monk is in DnD

Not in that Basic version of it, no.
There was an Oriental themed sourcebook were you could though. At least in Second Addition there was.

Oh good god...

He's not going to make a "touhou characters taking DnD too seriously" series next is he?

Hijiri is being silly again, and I don't know if Nazrin can stop her.

It's a part of this: http://www.toranoana.jp/info/dojin/toho_quest/

But was is going on?