We have a winnar.

Since 蜜 is covering up part of the red text, I translated what I could.
As always, please correct me if you can.

Also, I'll smack anyone who requests the top text be translated.

This better not taste good, cause that just wouldn't be canon!

Ohoho!

sightless said:
Also, I'll smack anyone who requests the top text be translated.

Even if you don't smack them, they would just look really stupid XD

Seems extremely questionable, Id still eat it tough

スラッシュ said:
This better not taste good, cause that just wouldn't be canon!

Ohoho!

I see what you did thar.

Also am I correct in assuming that the name of the product is a pun on "himitsu"?

I'll like to order a rainbow Bun with that Jam on please :D

Zerobax said:
I'll like to order a rainbow Bun with that Jam on please :D

friends, this is how Armageddon began