It really isn't so much a need for translation, as it is in plain english, it's more a code that needs to be broken (has been broken by two persons already). If it was in a language other than english, then it would need a translation_request tag.
if you can understand what this says then i commend you on your translating ablaties
but it still does not change the fact that you must have had way to much time on your hands and i really think that you should do something more productive with your life
anyway if you people are really wondering what this is it's just the first page on a little project i am working on to show a few of my friends
and no before you ask i am not going to share it with you
the only reason i uploaded this here on is just to see what would happen
and if anybody could fgure it out
(at least i think that's what it says)