I am a cow
They say we're not too bright
Don't ask me, 'cause I don't know
I just eat the grass that you're too lazy to mow

Don't bother us
'Cause we'll just run away
Just leave us be to eat the grass
Day after day

That is our job
Don't you have yours to do?
From calf to death we just eat the grass
What else is there to do?

They say we're not too bright
To just eat grass from morn' 'til night
We think we're allright
What you think is up to you

Nobody thunk it
Nobody knew
Nobody imagined the great cow guru.

Cows are one.

She lived in the forest
Read books with great zeal
She loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal.

Cow Tse Tongue.

A Hakutaku is a number of things, but it sure isn't a cow just because it has horns.

Hollows said:
A Hakutaku is a number of things, but it sure isn't a cow just because it has horns.

There was a time when I thought Suika was a deer youkai ...

To be fair, Keine has ALOT of cow-based jokes going on around her.

But really, I cannot see Suika as a deer. Her horns don't have much in the way of points, and any deer which lived long enough to become a youkai would have one helluva rack. Or if it was a doe, none at all.

Byakugan01 said:

To be fair, Keine has ALOT of cow-based jokes going on around her.

But really, I cannot see Suika as a deer. Her horns don't have much in the way of points, and any deer which lived long enough to become a youkai would have one helluva rack. Or if it was a doe, none at all.

Well Suika certainly has no rack. Usually.