Attracting translators works much better if you can properly perform the incantation. They must be properly summoned, and given the choicest of offerings.
Or sometimes they stumble upon something amusing in the comments section.
Sorry for being buggy but thanks translators~!
You're shitting me!? I can't believe it, I'm a freaking idioooot!Why, good morning to you, ladies.UwaaaaGyaaaaaaaaaaaaa-Hnn....Absolutely unsuspicious hotelNo way! Nonononono way!! To spend a night in the same hotel, in the same futon together with that bitch!? Naked, even worse!!Ah... What happened? I can't remember anything......And you really didn't do anything...At any rate, that was wholly unexpected... No matter how much you smell of Madoka, to you of all people... to give my first...Kyubey! Explain, what the fuck is going on here!?Absolutely unsuspicious story about SayaHomu trying to get out of a hotel together.