joseph joestar, kujo jotaro, caesar anthonio zeppeli, kujo jolyne, kakyoin noriaki, and 7 more (jojo no kimyou na bouken and 3 more) drawn by bizen_yaki

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【2部】諦めちゃったら届かない【混部】

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史上最重要な明日がきっとあるから、同じ空であなたが待っているから。
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Heeere's Joseph!

Chirpchirpchirp!

Hello?

Grandchildren, huh?

By the way, I've been woooondering~

Fufufuf... Fufufunofu!

Eat this! Pecking Ripple!!

Should've brought that up from the start, piyo.

I've got nothing against your feelings about this.

Really, uh, who are you?

Right... How long he intends to dream like this and what path he decides to take,

that's all his choice. Won't argue with whatever he does.

I figured that you were handsome when you were younger.

You're too damn insensitive, dumbass!

Zeppeli Jump

I can't help it! My body's a chick now.

Ugh.. Uooh! I can't do it at all, piyo!

...Just to clarify, I think you meant marsupials.

He'll turn back into his normal self. So I wanna take this chance to ruffle him up, you know? Besides, he's talking just fine!

He was talking

Who cares! I'm the only one you need beside you, Caesar-chan! That's all you need!

UWAAAH! You look so cute, even when you're mad! I wanna ruffle you up! Ruffle you up!

Eat human food and I might have allergies or die from shock!

Grmmmm... I won't give up, piyooo!

Enough.

Like the Crimson Bow and Arrow?

Ah-huh~... (1.5 huh)

Ah, might be a good idea to not, piyo. I just ate a =censored= off the ground earlier.

Course we can't, piyo!

Shut up!

My body's a different size, so I can't a good grip of how to, piyo...

Oh noes!

Ah! It's taboo to say too much about that!

They say it's reeeally hard to tell boy and girl baby chicks apart just by looking, right?

Turning a R18 reference (jargon) into a R18-G one (visually at least) means you'll be diving down on me all night!

Sucky dream if I can't even get a kiss.

(roughly) Yellow blur

Wah, so flimsy! What happened to your usual skills, hmm?

...Huh?

One day during Lisa Lisa's strict training, Caesar-chan turned into a little chick! What to do! What should I do, Caesar!

As if you could see me, you swine!

Gyaaah! Cut it out, it hurts! What the hell! It's so plain, but it stings!

Doggies are delicate too.

D-darn it.

Just for a little bit. He's playing! Y'know, since it's been so hot.

Even when he's like this, he's talking like the same stuck up guy we always know. He's doing great.

I burned it.

I lost it.

AAAAAAAAAH

glomp

Homo.

Someone like me is no good...

AWAWA!

I hope it can help wipe even some of your tears away... Feel free to use it as if it were your own. It makes me happy too.

and you are?

Caesar-chan.

I...

stay by your side.

...Yup!

Don't, piyooo!

And, ow!

Sorry.

Ugh... Who knew! I'm being sexually harassed by a little chick!

Waaah, what a shocker! I find this when I wake up in the morning!

How about we try blowing bubbles instead?

An animal that size would suffer immensely if it were to swallow soap water.

Some weird fantasy-like power may have been used on him, but when he wakes up tomorrow, he'll be all better!

cherp

It must be Lisa Lisa! Because you had to say something so weird!

it doesn't match.

BACK OFF, JOJO! You're too close, too close, too close! I'll get Gestaltzerfall!

Can't see it. I'm not seeing a thing.

I'll have my smoke over there instead.

You're the one who's crying here.

I don't wanna go!

By all means.

First I'm a baby, and now I'm a geezer!

How'd you do it? Did ya get tired of her hellish training and decided to sprout the wings of freedom?

Nmmph, you're hopeless...

Oh noooo! What're doin' eating that for!? Don't tell me your brain's been turned into a bird's too!

chirp

and it was nowhere to be found,

AAAAAHHHH, I'll never let you go, never ever! Uooooh, Caesar! It's you, it's really you! This time it's really really youuuuuuu!

Funurabaa!

Like hell I could! Don't look down on me, piyo!

JoJo... are you thinking...

Exactly! Caesar-chan, let me seeee you down there~!

Awww, can't we ignore that since it's a fantasy?

Should've told me if you wanted to play in water! I've got no problems with it~!

but do you intend to kill him again?

Right, Caesar-chan?

chirp

That bandanna... No, that scarf's design

When I asked him where he bought it one time,

I looked so much for it,

I really lost it forever.

The women aren't even coming within 5 meters towards me because you're latched onto me!

Ah! Hey! Don't wipe your snot onto it!

And, of course, you don't.

Uh... What's that for? You say that outta the blue...

But...

At times like this, there's this theory this can be fixed with a prince's kiss! Which means should Joseph-chan give you a wuvly kiss~? Can't get any tongue action though~~

...Ha? Huh?

cheep

But,

Hmmm... Well, if I don't, he's just going to eat whatever bug is nearby.

How long do you think this bird's body could withstand your rough treatment?

Ha?

I tried to find the same one.

Yup, homo.

Don't go anywhere again! You! Even if you cry, I won't ever leave your side!

is everything all right?

Didn't catch that.

Wouldn't it be bad if we don't give him a proper meal?

What'd you say? Could you repeat that?

W-what is this? What's wrong? Why're you suddenly... speaking like a normal chick...

normally

was Caesar's keepsake

Caesar-chan said he didn't buy it.

THAT'S THE DREAM I HAAAAAAD!

Are you certain you aren't being hard on yourself?

That bandanna

She wasn't fooling around.

But I couldn't find it anywhere.

,,,Right?

Shut up! You'll stay right here with me so I'll never have a dream like that again, won't you?

I think it's good to cry when you want to rather than try to hold it in.

Mmmmm...

No, no, no!

Wait, hold up! He gave it to us like it was a handout, but it's pretty expensive looking!

...The crap? You talkin' about me?!

just a few seconds ago...

Ah, that's right.

Cut it out! We're in front of the All Star ladies, for crying out loud!

Lobby for All Star Battle Participants

Excuse us again... No, I mean, we're grateful!

I should be the one thanking you!

He told us to not hold back so why not?

Hmm? Something seems to be stitched on its edges... Is it a name?

I need to shut up and listen to this crap!

not be able to

Kill him again or something like that? What're talking about? We've always been together. Sure, he turned into this when I woke up this morning, but Caesar's here, right?

You won't leave me and go somewhere, right?

From now on, we can be like mammapials!

I couldn't find it.

No, no! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean that at all.

When you hold in what you want to say too much, it'll be hard on yourself!

you know,

I might,

Caesar-chan, you're scared stiff because of it, right?

He can't ride airplanes though...

And I think I'll live a suuuuper long time! Really long! You'd be able to call me a damn old man!

An olde charlton!

I'll have my fill of life experienes! Ah, I'll be stuffed with it!

Relax! I'll always be waiting for you. You go ahead and do whatever roads or shortcuts you feel like before you come back here, you hear me?

You should relax, Caesar-chan! I'll show you that I can be a excellent gentleman someday!

Grrrrr

Hawawa

Geez,

Good to meet you, Joestar-san.

Yup!

What's their deal? Everyone's picking on me...

I can't sympathize with you.

But, hey. What did you see when you came here?

I saw a star.

Can't get anything done staying around here. You'll sink.

Besides, why'd you have to imagine me as a chick in your dream...

Hyper Withdrawn Mood.

UOOH!

...sniffle

Yo,

Who's bein' so rude to poppin' fresh Joseph-chan...

Uh,

uh,

Maybe...

Even though there are some pricey bisque dolls chowing down on hamburgers out there...

lazyy

Whew, there are some nice people here too!

Hmm?

...Hmm.

Uwah! I'm so sorry for the ruckus! Hey, you apologize too!

Excuse me... I thought I heard a baby's cry,

Okay, no sweat...

Here, you can have my handkerchief. It might be a meager gesture, but, if it makes you feel better, please...

Be thankful for his generosity and use it.

you old man.

Tewwible!

...Everyone treasures you.

Hey,

Hmm?

maybe I can't do it.

just maybe,

Your family's genes are amazing.

That's why I'm going on ahead.

Yeah! Grandchildren! But, really, they're all my children!

Your children don't seem to give you proper respect,

Hrm, don't think you can choose for me.

Okay, okay. I get it, calm down!

Yaaay! I'll have a loooot of stories ready for you as a souvenir!

It's okay! It's the genuine article, the one and only Joseph Joestar!

What is wrong with you now?!

O, okay! Thank you... Wait, what're you saying!? JoJo, you have to lie down and take it easy!

...I won't stop you if you insist on continuing,

the older you I know who runs around dressed like Indiana Jones is quite reliable as well.

If I get married to a cute wifey-wife in the future-

I know, right? And when my grandchild gets bigger, he'll get married and have a child of his own. I'll be a great-grandfather!

And, at last,

Say it isn't so! There's a time and place for lying and fibbing, but this isn't one of theeeem!!

Hold on, wait, wait! Don't move around so much! Your injuries will open!

Not if. You're talking about the future you?

Oya?

Shut up! The running and hiding I do? That's all strategy!

Then, you cry with me, Caesar-chan!

! You... you're awake?!

I'm starving! Super hungry!

Like hell I would, piyo!

Aw, come on, we've got time to relax until the doc comes here.

I mean, you really really really like me, right!?

Hah! Does this mean I'm still alive?!

Wait, are you an imposter?! You are, aren't you?!

Am I? Anyways, if I do, I'll have a really cute kid!

And that kid will have a kid too!

Oh, you bet! I won't be held back! I'll beat myself up if I happen to!

Hey! Ah, all right... Just one glass, you hear!

Sure! I'll be looking forward to it. ...But, don't feel like you have to hold back for me.

They trying to say I finally got popular? Is that it?

It's too late to try to fool me now. Cut it out...

so you should slap their cheeks a little when they give you backtalk!

Nonononononoononnono! You have to say yes at times like this, even if it's a lie! You'll say it right?! Hey, cut it out! You're killing me! You'll make me cry!!

Dabaaa!

Hahaa! You're already crying.

Bwaha! You, a hero? That's rich!

Ah, the whip of love...! But someone like me would be better off giving them a pinch or smacking them a good one like a cool hero.

Oh! Nice. You'd still be living and fightin' hard even in old age? Sounds like a way for you to mature.

At least that's how I imagine it.

Thank god!

That's why I said to calm down! Geez, you're fine, so please calm down! I'll go get the doctor right away so...

Hah!?

We should celebrate! How about we change the scenery and share a drink?

Oh~! You gotta a good one! Let's open it!

when I face the end of end for all ends,

I'd still kick ass even when I'm an old fart! Someday, I'll be known as the Ripple Man!

I'll be able to see you again... Right?

...Well, who can say for sure?

UOOOOH! Blood! Like Niagara Falls!

No! This is no time to be calling for the doc! We've got a bigger problem on our hands!

Grooowwll

those couple of blockheads...

Is there something wrong with you? Is that the reason why you're spazzing out so much?

Ow,ow,yeouch! Stop hitting me with the cushion! Ow!

But!

Let's cut loose and open up a bottle of champagne!

...What do you plan to feed him when he's done? The same food we eat?

Ah, where am I? Hey, uwaaah! My body hurtssss!

Hungryyy!

Ah! That's right, your injuries are all better now. Ain't that great!

I won't weigh me down, and I won't stop myself.

Huh?! What happened to my arm? Oh, that's right! I get it! What about Cars?! Er, wait, it's been a while, Suzie Q?!