HOLY FUCK THERE SO MANY SPIDERS
WHERE'S THE VAGINA
OH GOD WHY IS IT THERE

Ha ha I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

Insect Princess with Ambrosia or Boy Princess with Handkerchief - best options.

Closest thing to a source I managed to find is http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/31495166/#q31510593

Bear in mind, there are a few other versions in that thread.

As for the actual artist, I'd wager on gats_(nougats). Can't be certain though.

Refuse both dowries every time and save them all!

Remind me of Adventure Time...

I found an updated version in that thread and uploaded it, just for the sake of completion.

Knight Princess because I am a hopeless romantic.

Drider princess; I get along well enough with spiders and the location of the vagina is a rather small price to pay for a really loving wife and unlimited access to spider silk. If it really continues to bug me I could always try to find some powerful magic to shapeshift her posterior to something a bit more human.

Drewko said:

Insect Princess with Ambrosia or Boy Princess with Handkerchief - best options.

I'd opt for Boy Princess with book; it'll take away two of the disadvantages right away, and blunt the third.