Meant to do this when it was posted, but got distracted. Others were also tackling the pool's content, but I guess this one daunted them or something. Fair amount of text at small size, plus three awful puns, so it's understandable.
I got fat!!Whew, I'm full as a tick'oyaki. Tako (octopus) vs. takusan (plenty/enough)Nomf
ScarfTry one or two.Even so, you're overeating. Stop, already!!The Osaka International Exhibition Center, "Intex Osaka".Heave-ho!You poor guys!! You've never had your fill of anything before, have you.
There's loads of places to eat in Osaka. Just walk around the city, and there's eateries everywhere. I dove straight into one sushi joint.
That round roof is Intex Osaka.
Takoyaki
Cheap, delicious and plentiful, it was irresistible. I scarfed down some pressed mackerel sushi. I ate so much that as soon as I left the place, holy mackerel, I was hard-pressed to move. This is what they call "Eat 'til You Drop".
Battera (pressed mackerel sushi) vs. battera taosu (batsu as an emphatic, plus the Latin prefix tera-, both emphasizing taosu, to collapse)H'noh!Thank you much.
A Tour of Osakan Cuisine
This is costing eight arms and a leg. Tako (octopus) vs. takou tsuku (Amakusa dialect for takai tsuku, to be costly)I've been waiting for this!!So someone can get fat in one meal!!
