Link is a grizzled, no nonsense detective with a dark past. He's been searching for his beau, Zel, but hasn't turned up any leads. Then this red-head knockout comes into his office with some information that might help. But she has her own problems and she wants this gumshoe to solve them. Link is about to step into the seedy world of the Twilight and shine some light on an old tale.

Mob boss Ganondorf is a must. Also a must is Midna laying on a piano whispering tantalizing double entendre lyrics into a microphone.

Way too cool. Instead of his childhood friend, maybe Ilya could be Link's daughter, the amnesia she incurs would further give him edge and dramatic grief.

MD5 mismatch of https://media.tumblr.com/f4d70aa29731d2c06cf7ae0b4625778c/tumblr_ngtjha1abt1sj11cxo1_1280.jpg

I'm just imaging the jazz underscoring Link's internal monologue:
"Hyaa, huh, hey, hey, hyaa, hey, hyaa, huh, huh, hey, hyaa, hyaa, huh, hey..."