Fucked up, but slightly karmic...either way this guy's a dick.

He is shitty, but Naka-chan, you dug your own grave...

You reap what you sow.

"Picking flowers" was (maybe still is) a standard euphemism used by women on hiking trips.

(Males use "shooting pheasants".)

Presumably, I guess, because they don't want to use vulgar words around 'nature spirits'. Something about being spirited away or some such.

This guy is my idol, screw Naka.

More precisely, the elapsed time was four hours, one minute, and six seconds.

Naka I love you but in this instance you kinda brought this on yourself.