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    Make Kancolle Great Again!

    Kinda different from the Iowa I know.

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    Rukaroa
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    Keo said:

    It's really clownpiece all over again. I hope this isn't going to happen everytime a new 'MURICA ship appear in the game.

    If the others are toned down a bit, that shouldn't be the case. It's just Iowa SCREAMS 'MURICA.

    Also, Clownpiece isn't even American. She's a troll that uses a flag as clothing.

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    • Leopoldshark
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    79248cm/s said:

    "Make Kancolle Great Again"

    Good God I died on that one. Nothing more American than sitting down to a cheeseburger after cleaning your firearms and watching a recording of Trump's rally.

    I will build a wall around the ocean and I'll make the Abyssals pay for it!

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    Leopoldshark said:

    I will build a wall around the ocean and I'll make the Abyssals pay for it!

    And they will like it!

    You know, I love our ships. I do, but our shipgirls are the most mistreated people in this country, and that's going to change. Our shipgirls and our military police are treated like third class citizens. That has got to change.

    The naval brass are terrible negotiators. They make terrible deals with the Abyssals. They have a lot of our girls like Taigei, Graff, and Prinz, but what do we do? We give the Abyssals our resources for Naka!... Naka! Can you believe that? But do you know who are even worse negotiators? The only people the brass can ever outsmart is our own commanders. The worst negotiators are our commanders.

    So, the recent attacks were done by the Abyssals... in our naval base! Hoppo-chan and Seaport-hime come here to play, and the destroyers say they are nice people. But the next thing you know, they bomb us! There is something wrong with the abyssals. There is something going on, we need to figure it out. There is something happening here to make them so hateful to our freedom and way of life. But I'll tell you something... if those shipgirls had some 60mm guns or torpedos, things would have been different. If shells were going both ways, who knows? I can tell you though, that those Abyssals don't want to sink. They don't. If shipgirls were carrying arms on that naval base, things would have been different.

    I'm not going to say Aoba is a bimbo, because that would be politically incorrect. It would. I'm not going to say she's a bimbo, the news would be all over that. So I won't call her a bimbo. I won't.

    You know, Aoba is so dishonest. She says, "Shimakaze has 3,000 people at her rallies!" 3,000! ... And yet we have 25,000-30,000 people at our rallies and the media doesn't say a word about it. "Eh, 30,000? That's okay..."

    Kaga? Kaga is a great girl, really nice. I don't know her in person, but I'm sure she is nice. But she is a bit low in energy. I'm not used to someone with low energy. I think we want a flagship who can get things done, we don't want someone who is low energy.

    Kaga spent so much on resources for her campaign... wouldn't it have been great if she gave that to our destroyers?

    Zuikaku is a nasty girl. None of the other carriers get along with her. You need to be able to get along with people to make deals. Now Iowa? Everyone loves Iowa.

    So Re-class is getting classified secrets, she's married to the commander, who's a perv. No he is, he is.

    I have a very close relationship with RNG-sama. The best book is "The Art of the Deal", but it is second only to the Kancolle Terms and Conditions.

    Doyaa~

    [Also the irony of Iowa being a trump supporter on Danbooru]

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    • Laferno01
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    Someone brought up that Iowa's strange English dialogue might have gotten inspired from the Bonin Islands in Japan.
    >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonin_English
    Here is a sample of how it written
    >http://img02.ti-da.net/usr/b/o/n/bonin/sample08616c.jpg

    Also, I would not judge the dialogue from that video just yet. The sound quality of the Vita game isn't all the great, and it's made worse with the recording coming from a mobile phone.

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