Next: Though Ooyodo is reasonably sure Iowa was telling some kind of American joke, in which extreme rudeness and insincerity are employed to comedic effect (unthinkable!), she apologizes and moves her to a bigger room.

For a proper follow up Ooyodo you should have moved her to a big honkin' warehouse and said, "Enjoy your new room."

Or at least make a crack about her being huge or something.