Just. Ask. Akatsuki. It's that simple, and she'll even keep it secret.

Another solution is to sneak into his room while he's asleep, get in the futon with him and measure him thoroughly.
She'll have to get real close since it'll be dark but as long as he doesn't wake up there should be no problems at all.

It's foolproof I tell ya!

Random_Fanguy said:

Another solution is to sneak into his room while he's asleep, get in the futon with him and measure him thoroughly.
She'll have to get real close since it'll be dark but as long as he doesn't wake up there should be no problems at all.

It's foolproof I tell ya!

You presume a boiler won't explode just from getting that close to a sleeping admiral and hi-hi-hi-his undefen-en-ende-de-ded l-l-l-lips!