Well, to be fair, you technically did get a morally and ethically decent one; it's just that to compensate, you had to get one whose luck is not "decent" at all when it comes to getting into accidental pervert moments.
I knew it! You're a sexual harassment Admiral!It... it's soft and squishy...!?You're wrong! That was an accident!
I somehow tripped over my own foot...!No! You don't have to go that far!Haven't got a decent one this time either, huh...With this distrust, must I commit harakiri to atone!?