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The Ponderings of Young Toga
[Ch. #148]
So a couple of weeks ago I came across this random, but interesting question while reading through online discussions about chapter 148.
I couldn't resist turning it into a gag. Thanks to the original anon poster who allowed me to do it.
I have attached the most comprehensive serious attempt I have found at an answer, but do feel free to offer your take on the question