Words cannot express how much I would want a fairy massage spa. Tiny delicate yet supernaturally powerful hands working their way down my back taking away stress and tension while hopefully speaking softly. I would end up like Miko here, drooling and start mewling so bad they would have to carry me out on a stretcher.

Well said.

Котенок said:

Words cannot express how much I would want a fairy massage spa. Tiny delicate yet supernaturally powerful hands working their way down my back taking away stress and tension while hopefully speaking softly. I would end up like Miko here, drooling and start mewling so bad they would have to carry me out on a stretcher.

...I kind of worry about the first "test" customers...

Sure, they would be carried out in stretchers but I suspect they will be all angled wrong. >_<

Elmithian said:

I won't worry about it.

Excerpts from Perfect Memento in Strict Sense:

If you were to be successful in catching one, you can freely vent your anger on it since they're not very strong.

A grown human should win easily.

Honestly, the bigger danger would be them suddenly going danmaku-happy while working.