Everyone in the southeast U.S. knows, wherever you evacuate to the hurricane will just follow you there.

Reader-added tags include "You're being loved, Kogasa-san", "Locked on", and "Typhoon: 'Wait for meee!♪'"

This is why you shouldn't ever joke about it, Kogasa-san. Nature bends the rules to make it real.

Kogasa-san, why don't you just go and check your divinity status? You may have come down with an acute case of being a rain god.

And I'll bet you didn't expect to see a Hitchhiker's Guide reference here in the comments.