Drinking fabric softener to cure Rigor Mortis? That's new...
Before coming up with supercritical CO2, decaf coffee was made with drycleaning fluid. That's why it gained such a reputation for tasting like chemically-cleaned anus.
Seiga~ do you have any fabric softener?Good girl, good girl!I hear it makes you softer and smell nice! ♪Goodness, are you going to do laundry for me?Softer~*Gulp gulp*Well then, please use this! ♪*Glug glug**burp*That's true, but not in that way!!Come now, spit it out!!
