I agree with Suzutsuki. Wasting of food is decadent, and as long as there is a single person in the world who is starving, then as Nod propaganda said "Such actions are not only a sin against all mankind, but also a sin against God!"

Alternative:

Cut the watermelon with a razor sharp sword while blindfolded. Share the cut pieces to everyone present.

Beware of bystanders.

And she dropped it, thus is will be smashed anyway. Poor watermelon-san.

D'aww~ She's protectin' the watermelon. Too bad she didn't jus' gently put it down on the ground...

And the Admiral got smashed by a different kind of watermelon...