Situation:
After getting up to use the restroom, you are stunned to find an attractive girl is now sleeping on the floor near your bed.

Do you:
[]. Kick to waker her up.
[]. Tie her up, gag her, and proceed to have your way.
[X]. Take your blanket and cover both of yourself with it, cuddle up next to her so that she instinctively puts her arm around you.
[]. Stand and stare.

[X]. Turn out the lights.

[X] Genuflect.

[X]. Stand and stare, try to ignore at the breaking and entering aspect.

[X] Comedy Option

[X] Put it in.

If she looks like that:
[X] Stand and Stare. Then begin brewing some coffee, tidying by atrocious quarters, and buy a ring.

If shes real in the flesh:
[X] Kick her to wake her.

I would be too shy to lie down next to her, but I know I would cover herself in the only blanket I have and either stay up occasionally looking at her, or put on some clothes and sleep in them.

Though as a courtesy to her, I might write a note of some sort for when she wakes up (if I go back to sleep) so that if she wakes up before I do, she can know nothing happened between us.

[X] Wonder who the hell boarded up your floor.