Hats in Mario games apparently have a magical attraction to the heads of their wearers. Even when they aren't actually magic (Cappy), Mario can plunge several stories without his hat leaving his head before making spin jumps or super-speed ground-pounds without that hat ever moving a hair out of place.
In fact, the only thing that seems to make hats fall off is a time limit on the hat itself or taking damage from colliding with... oh... oh boy... that might make losing one's virginity awkward, yeah.
In fact, the only thing that seems to make hats fall off is a time limit on the hat itself or taking damage from colliding with... oh... oh boy... that might make losing one's virginity awkward, yeah.
Nah, that only happens if you collide with an enemy. And something tells me they are about to be very "friendly" with each other.
You know what would ruin this. If you imagine the crown coming off while they were doing it.
She'll start reverting back into Bowser. Her hair will become red and her skin color will change. But by becoming a woman she has obviously gained an extra orifice that men don't have. And that orifice has a foreign object in it. So she will remain like that. And when Mario cums inside her she'll be stuck in that form for a while.
And that's how we get both hair versions canon. Sure, his skin is yellow in the games, but it's tan in the Origin Comic (post #3259475)
