We are the Guards of the Natural Order,
We are the Light, the Salt of the Earth,
We are the Church, the Body of Christ,
Body and Soul, We are One...

They shall be His wittiest warriors, these faithful who give of themselves to Him.
In great Wisdom shall He clad them and with the Dankest Memes will they be armed.
They will have  Truth, Reason, and Logos so that no troll can best them online.
They are His bulkwark against Faggotry.
They are the defenders of Decency.
They are His Christ-Channers and they shall know no POZ.

I wonder if anyone is triggered yet?