At first, I was going to take a stab at trying this... and then I saw all the text in the background.

No. Way.

I fell for it too, but it's not so bad.

I think I need to recalibrate my monitor... or maybe get my eyes checked. It looked like there were several layers of background text, but that's clearly not the case.

Well, thanks for translating it!

The bit in the lower left is from http://txqz.net/blog/2004/06/13/2201, so it's split across the wrong two notes right now.

And so it is. That's what happens when they use weird memes that I've never seen before. Translation fixed with notes.