Do yer tits hang low, can they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? Can you toss them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier. Do yet tits hang low? Do yer tits hang high, do they reach up to the sky? Do they wrinkle when they're wet, can they straighten when they're dry? Can ye wave them at yer neighbour with an element of flavour? Do yer tits hang high? Do yer tits hang wide, do they flap from side to side? Do they wave in the breeze from the slightest little sneeze? Can you soar above the nation with the feeling of elevation? Do yer tits hang wide?