no no there are 2 things wrong with this statement. 1) Edward Cullen is gay and 2) even if he wasnt theres no way hed be enough of a man to have a penis that big.
That is the funniest shit ever. XD I totally agree. It must be Edward Cullen's penis. Only the only son-of-a-bitchin' vampire with a shiny cock. [rolls eyes] No wonder I don't like Twilight. XD;