I only put cheese and MAYBE bacon or BBQ sauce on my burger to begin with but, would anyone want a burger with a tomato THAT massive? It's practically the same size as the meat paddy!

Deear said:

would anyone want a burger with a tomato THAT massive? It's practically the same size as the meat paddy!

Maybe it's a metaphor for her breasts, cuz I'd use pretty much the same terminology.