Signs of a non-existent sex life.

When foreplay gives you papercuts, it's time to rethink your life.

Bet his mom's so proud that he finally met the right girl.

They probably told him to try his hand in paperwork.

Chun said:
They probably told him to try his hand in paperwork.

oh u

So anon finally gets it on with Alice.

what makes you think he's "lonely"...the creator probably just thought it was a cool idea, so he did it

Wow, didn't know we're supposed to get on our high horse here.

well this is pretty sad

Yeah, couldn't even wait to have her fully cut out, the jerk.

Clever.

TheMaskedMan said:
what makes you think she's "lonely"...the creator probably just thought it was a cool idea, so she did it

Fixed

clever indeed.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry... I mean I AM laughing, but you know...

cry on the inside...

Technically the most action Alice will ever get too

Well thought.

There really needs to be a "ronery" tag for stuff like this. Lonely just doesn't do it.

the artist is female, by the way.

I lol'd at the "yuri" tag.

Bet they just got the get disowned by parents speedrun world record.