Considering the leading SINGLE cause of death for humans in history is probably "violence by other humans"?
Primate Murder should look like a human :)
What? No. Combat isn't even the highest cause of death in a World War. 90% of those casualties were from disease. Poor sanitation, poor nutrition, and starvation make the world's worst dictators look like amateurs.
What? No. Combat isn't even the highest cause of death in a World War. 90% of those casualties were from disease. Poor sanitation, poor nutrition, and starvation make the world's worst dictators look like amateurs.
Wait, no, this still works.
The number one undisputed cause of human death in the world is heart disease. The second leading cause is stroke.
A sufficiently cute Fou is therefore the deadliest thing in the world, as the intensity of its fluffiness can trigger both.
