Shouldn't an "opening a cupboard to trigger an avalanche of random things" event be ended by a single bowling ball dropping on the head of the person, according to the ACME rules of comedy? Also: shouldn't the gold be in the Toplitzsee in Austria?
Where's Johnston?Was this all a blasted trap!?Let's go home and play on the Playstation!Johnston! Can you hear me?Heh heh...If Supply Depot's intel was correct,Not here...Johnston should be locked up in here...!W-What was that!?I am the Lonely Ranger!Johnston!!Looks like this container wasn't it.We're getting you outta here!ClickOr this one!?Fwoooohhhh!Eek!Who the hell is that?Heh heh heh...Gamby!?Why...?A mountain of junk...I've been waiting for you!Johnston?Is it this container, then!?Damn you!Who could it be...?The one and only Lonely Ranger!Let's go greet our guests...The Only Lonely Wonderful MeIt would do you good to get that into your heads the first time!I am Midway Princess.Wrong...Nowhere to be found...That voice!Johnston!Ah!To be more precise, one of her "branches."I'm the masterful gunman of justice,...I do, in fact, have a name - Kishinami.I welcome you all...W-What are you doing?!Johnston broke down...What's this all about, Master?You fell for it, Nelson.However, that is only the name of this body's previous owner...What...?
