Surprise! I'm a scorpion!

I came looking for copper, but I found gold.

A scorpion is fine, too.

As long as you don't make any sudden movements, you should be alright.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scorpion#Mating

I hope he knows how to slow dance.

schoolfreak32 said:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scorpion#Mating

I hope he knows how to slow dance.

And give light kisses and a stroke of the behind. Which, with a body like that, I'm all for.