Jessica looks dumb but Battler and Maria look nice. I like the coloring allot as well

At least it doesn't look like Clamp designed it anymore. But Jessica does look stupid.

CLAMP designed Umineko would be a travesty, Ryukishi isn't exactly that good an artist but I would hate to see his characters be giant noodles

That's what they looked like in the other promo art. Beato looked like Yuuko and Battler looked like Lelouch. But your mileage may vary.

Fang-tan said:
Battler looked like a male Kallen.

Fixed

Can't unsee now.