Poor bastard's gonna be eaten alive, and NOT in the fun way the middle guy likes.

UserAccount said:

Poor bastard's gonna be eaten alive, and NOT in the fun way the middle guy likes.

He said he thought Elves were sexy. He didn't say anything about actually having sex with them.
Oh, or better yet, the elves don't want to have sex with him because even THEY think it's weird he's attracted to them.

Can't help the doomed, should've kept his mouth shut

... at least on the bright side, the succubus gets filled with life force sustaining her... elves on the other hand are simply sated

Is this the first time where an elf finally is able to get some sexual healing?