Rubbing one out to some hentai when all of a sudden a girl's mouth lands on your cock. Man, I wish I was that boy.

"Ugh. C'mon lady, I'm trying to jack off here!"

Someone call Eminem, because apparently it *is* possible to 'Trip, fall and land on a dick'.

FrankenCastle said:

Rubbing one out to some hentai when all of a sudden a girl's mouth lands on your cock. Man, I wish I was that boy.

Specifically this piece here.

BlastingNaba said:

Someone call Eminem, because apparently it *is* possible to 'Trip, fall and land on a dick'.

"You did what?!?"
"Right, I might have slept with him."
"But... he's an idiot!"
"Everybody gets lonely sometimes."
"He shot you in the arm!"
"So I slipped a little."
"And what, you landed on his penis?!?"
(source)

Lmao