Me too, ogre, me too.

Ulysses! As a wise car reviewer once said, we hold it up as great literature, and it is, but you end up finishing it kind of unnerved by the final 2 pages of an Irish housewife diddling herself.

Now dubbed

nonamethanks said:

Now dubbed

Damn it fits well.

ilnarnar said:

Ulysses! As a wise car reviewer once said, we hold it up as great literature, and it is, but you end up finishing it kind of unnerved by the final 2 pages of an Irish housewife diddling herself.

Yes.

The ogre’s first mistake was reading Ulysses.

That's okay Ogre, no one actually understands Finnegan's Wake.

OGRES MY LORD

Don't cry, Mr. Ogre! Your analysis may be superficial, but it shows a deep understanding of symbolism, and that's gotta count for something!