Something even funnier would be the Tarnished going off on a Jerry Maguire-esque rant/confession of love, and he dies of scarlet rot right before he gets to "you complete me".
Malenia goes "another failed suitor, should've leveled up vigor" as she shakes her head.
I dunno how I feel about Malenia. On one hand, I think she's probably the most gorgeous boss ever created by Fromsoft from an aesthetic standpoint. But on the OTHER hand, she's not only the reason that Caelid looks like an edited level of Doom Eternal, but she's also the cause of Radahn's degradation into the broken, cannibalistic shell of a man that we fight. Like, I get that the Scarlet Rot is something she was BORN with and thus had no say over having it, but still.
I dunno how I feel about Malenia. On one hand, I think she's probably the most gorgeous boss ever created by Fromsoft from an aesthetic standpoint. But on the OTHER hand, she's not only the reason that Caelid looks like an edited level of Doom Eternal, but she's also the cause of Radahn's degradation into the broken, cannibalistic shell of a man that we fight. Like, I get that the Scarlet Rot is something she was BORN with and thus had no say over having it, but still.
Wouldn't be From Soft if the waifus didn't come with 60 shots of tragedy.
I dunno how I feel about Malenia. On one hand, I think she's probably the most gorgeous boss ever created by Fromsoft from an aesthetic standpoint. But on the OTHER hand, she's not only the reason that Caelid looks like an edited level of Doom Eternal, but she's also the cause of Radahn's degradation into the broken, cannibalistic shell of a man that we fight. Like, I get that the Scarlet Rot is something she was BORN with and thus had no say over having it, but still.
I felt sorry for her then bit by bit you learn Malenia is an asshole who didnt hesitate to decimate an entire landscape just to win just to be reunited with her twin who was kidnapped and didnt care about the people protecting her
