Someone stole the companion cube's virginity from me Q_Q

Congratulations, you have impregnated your weighted companion cube faster than any other test subject.

And with the portal gun, a time away is only a couple well-placed shots from blue-ball alleviation.

Why japan...why...?

errr actually did we make portal?

besides... how many japanese things have WE raped?

Is that a vagina? Or like a hole blasted in by that super heated ball thing in that level - You know, the one where you had to shield yourself with said cube?

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Now THATs a Portal O_o

Hmm, what WOULD a cube-human hybrid look like? We must test this! FOR SCIENCE!

Explains why so many test subjects had trouble parting with their weighted companion cube, but the female you play as in portal 1 has no problem getting rid of hers 0_o

This is most definitely a case of thinking with portals.

rule34.. No exceptions. xD

yuck O_o
I know why Chell could dispose of it quicker.
GLaDOS could've tested men and quickly scrapped that idea, after seeing what the pervs did to the Vital Testing Apparatus