I wish I had one of those also. Actually, I could use two

That's racist!

explain thia to me so i can laugh

goh said:
explain thia to me so i can laugh

tanabata, as I understand it, are wishes written on those pieces of paper during a festival. To make them come true, you tie them from the branches of a (specific?) tree.

One guy's wish is "O rly? Ya rly!"

This isn't funny at all. And that's the joke.