I would be all like, "Wait! You don't need the hammer! Come live with me or take me to your house! I can pretend to be sick and incapacitated for the rest of my life, I don't mind! Just promise you'll let me touch you and make love to you whenever I want! Provided, of course, you don't ever let yourself go! So, do we have a deal?"
I would be all like, "Wait! You don't need the hammer! Come live with me or take me to your house! I can pretend to be sick and incapacitated for the rest of my life, I don't mind! Just promise you'll let me touch you and make love to you whenever I want! Provided, of course, you don't ever let yourself go! So, do we have a deal?"
I would be all like, "Wait! You don't need the hammer! Come live with me or take me to your house! I can pretend to be sick and incapacitated for the rest of my life, I don't mind! Just promise you'll let me touch you and make love to you whenever I want! Provided, of course, you don't ever let yourself go! So, do we have a deal?"
*beat*
"Yaaaayyyy XD"
I think my dick had a massive shrinkage after reading this.
Are you going to be discharged from the hospital...?I... I'm the happiest when I'm taking care of you...DAMN IT!Well, it can't be helped.Huh? 'What am I doing?'... Don't worry! It only hurts for a second!I'll take good care of you forever ♡