Teeth
Brush them.

DragonSolomon said:
Teeth
Brush them.

You are forgetting this is Wario

Wario loves garlic. He eats whole cloves of it day and night. He also attacks by farting. He can fart to fly around, too.

Here is my wario!

He is basically a competing Plumbing service out to take out Mario, and Luigis small shop. But he also gets money from Bowser for his services outside of plumbing (Hiring Goons). Wario, however, has a different agenda for bowser. He is slowly letting his goons work their way up to the top so that he can make his move and take over bowsers kingdom. All the while trying to stomp marios business to the ground!

Midget_Warrior said:
Wario loves garlic. He eats whole cloves of it day and night. He also attacks by farting. He can fart to fly around, too.

By farting?! Are you kidding me?!

wow try getting out. you ever heard of Super Smash Brother Brawl?

fixit said:
wow try getting out. you ever heard of Super Smash Brother Brawl?

Are you a moron, or something? He was quoting Brawl.

Just add
Colonel Campbell: (said the former)
Snake: (said the latter)

Done. Saved heartache.