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Touhou Hijack LOL

I have been waiting for this.

against these two, small bombs are definately useless

Hijack it easy!

You need LARGE BOMBS if you want to deal with these two.

HelepolisH said:
Patchouli is a witch? That is new. Touhou devours anything in it's path.

Witch is another word for Magician in touhou.

Anyway good luck Battler. Your survivability is -999.

T34/38 said:
Witch is another word for Magician in touhou.

Actually, this isn't the case. They're two separate terms.
Magician = 魔法使い = "one who uses magic". Refers to the youkai species, or magic-users in general.
Witch = 魔女 = the image Marisa tries to convey, but otherwise not used in Touhou.

Nah, Patchouli's definitely a witch.

She turned me into a newt!

He might be able to take it from Patch but he won't be able to take it from Marisa who might just be Beato in disguise, messing with him

She may not be the real Marisa, but only Jessica cosplaying again...

sgcdonmai said:
Actually, this isn't the case. They're two separate terms.
Magician = 魔法使い = "one who uses magic". Refers to the youkai species, or magic-users in general.
Witch = 魔女 = the image Marisa tries to convey, but otherwise not used in Touhou.

Ooops, what i was mentioning is from umineko. Since magicians are humans who can use magic but unable to use it in it's full power. Since Patchouli can use magic at it's full power(Since she use elemental magic) Battler treated her as a witch.

ftahgn said:
She turned me into a newt!

That's just your sloppy dong. Now go clean yourself up.

ftahgn said:
She turned me into a newt!

Looks like you got better!

blindeyes said:
Looks like you got better!

No, no. He's just typing with his paws.

T5J8F8 said:
That's just your sloppy dong. Now go clean yourself up.

Flame_the_Fox said:
No, no. He's just typing with his paws.

I love it when people completely miss a reference.

DoubleT said:
I love it when people completely miss a reference.

Orrr when people decide to reply with something other than the exact lines from the movie or "Monty Python ftw!!1 XD". Really, I'm pretty damn sure they know the reference.

Battler's Success rate: 0%
Marisa and Patchouli's success rate: You're screwed battler.

Ok Battler, be a shield for George, that way you can nullify all the magic and George can deal with all the physical fighting.

999999999 Magic Resistance=ability to lolno magic.

...hey, Cirno's got a new friend.

miaega said:
Orrr when people decide to reply with something other than the exact lines from the movie or "Monty Python ftw!!1 XD". Really, I'm pretty damn sure they know the reference.

Quoting is familiar, coming up with something interesting/funny is haaard.