She can't get it to erect, no matter how much she rub it or lick it.

They make pills for that dear.

*facepalm*

Dont worry, that happens to everyone someday... it comes with the age.

(insert comment about the Yatagarasu's third leg here)

Boy, a nickle for every time that's happened...

Meltdown?

Nuclear Power doesn't run out! :o

GMO said:
Nuclear Power doesn't run out! :o

But after it goes bang, there's a bit of a down period before it's up and running again.

GMO said:
Nuclear Power doesn't run out! :o

yes it does. it takes about a couple thousand years or so, but it happens, and based on how mostly everybody in the touhou universe is about a couple thousand years old, this just might be the case

I guess nothing turns it on anymore after a thousand years...