I haven't read ep 5 or 6 yet; is this canon? (hurhur)

Yes. Guess who dies.

I hope it's Kanon, he annoys me. :/

both die? No need to answer.

I hope it's Shannon, she's so boring.

browsing umineko pics totally spoiling me omg

Only in this series would a John Woo standoff be considered "family bonding."